Taking the Day Off

Nah, I'm not really taking the day off. 

The Captain just wrote that title to throw the First Mate off my scent.

I'm at work. 

Because there's work to be done!

But, I am going to take it easy with today's blog post. For the first time ever, I'm going to let someone else write it.

And not just any "someone".

A MAGAt!

I know! Crazy, right!?!

Let me explain.

The Captain is not a Bird Watcher, but I understand a little of what it's like to search and search and search for something until you finally find it, be it a great white whale or a critically endangered Akikiki [Oreomystis bairdi].

Yer Captain just happened to hear a MAGAt in the wild over the weekend and I want to share his words with you today. 

First, the background. 

A couple days ago, Captain Whitebeard posted a frustration on Facebook.  

Yes, we have the same first name.

No, we are not related. 

Captain Whitebeard still has MAGAt friends, and one spoke up in protest:
 

 

 

Captain Whitebeard tried to get a word in edgewise.

The MAGAt responded.

 

This is when yer Captain stepped in with a question referring to a previous comment.

 

And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. The great American MAGA Boobie -sadly neither rare nor endangered!

 Lord help us!