Tuesday, October 28, 2014

We're Rich! ... I think...?




The Captain received the following email yesterday from our good friend, the U.S. Ambassador to Nigeria.

Note: The text of the message has not been changed or edited. It is as I received it.

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RE: GOOD NEWS MASSAGE

DEAR, AFTER AN OFFICIAL MEETING HELD WITH THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA AND MINISTER OF FINANCE CONCERNING UNPAID AND UNCLAIMED FUNDS TO FOREIGN BENEFICIARIES, JUST LIKE YOU.I WAS VERY MUCH ANNOYED WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT YOU PAID MUCH MONEY YET YOU NEVER RECEIVE YOUR FUNDS.THAT IS WHY I DECIDED TO HELP YOU.

I SHALL BE COMING TO YOUR COUNTRY TORONTO , ONTARIO , FOR AN OFFICIAL MEETING AND I WILL BE BRINGING YOUR BANK CHEQUE WORTH THE $1.8 MILLION ALONG WITH ME THROUGH UNITED STATES DIPLOMATIC MISSION TO YOUR COUNTRY.BUT I WILL NOT GO THROUGH CUSTOMS BECAUSE AS AN USA AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA, I AM A USA GOVERNMENT AGENT AND I HAVE THE VETO POWER TO GO THROUGH CUSTOMS.JUST LIKE I HELPED  SIX PERSONS TO RECEIVED THEIR FUNDS THIS YEAR 2014,

YOUR PACKAGE ($1,8 MILLION USD) MUST BE REGISTERED AS AN AMBASSADORIAL PACKAGE FOR ME AND MY FLIGHT IS MONDAY NEXT WEEK AND I EXPECT YOU TO COMPLY WITH YOUR (SEND YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBER AND THE ADDRESS WHERE YOU WANT ME TO BRING  THE PACKAGE TO YOU). IMMEDIATELY YOU SEND ME THIS FULL INFORMATION NEEDED I WILL SEND YOU THE ATTACHMENT COPE OF YOUR BANK CHEQUE SO THAT YOUR CAN VIEW THE SLIP.

WAITING FOR YOUR MASSAGE.

JAMENS F. ENTWISTLE
U.S AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA
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Dear Jamens,
     If you want to scam the Captain, you're going to have to work a little harder. SMH!