So, the Captain realizes he promised you a tour of The Tiki Hut...
Several weeks ago.
But there have been all these distractions…
Press Secretary Sean Spice got wind that President Trumpf was going to appoint Anthony Scaramucci as the White House Communications Director.
And he quit.
The self-named “Mooch”, who has experience in neither communications nor politics, immediately launched into a profanity-laced telephone interview with a reporter from the New Yorker Magazine.
On the record.
He told her Steve Bannon just “sits around sucking his own cock”, and that Reince Priebus is the White House leak.
Then Priebus, the White House Chief of Staff, quit.
And the Mooch’s wife filed for divorce.
Reportedly, she hated his clawing and scratching over the past seven months to get close to Trumpf.
And she hates Trumpf.
So she filed for divorce, even though she was nine months pregnant with a baby Mooch.
Scaramucci sent her a text message after she delivered his child.
General John Kelly (ret.) was moved from Homeland Security to the White House Chief, and upon his advice, The Mooch was out.
After only 5 days!
Meanwhile, Trumpf announced a total ban on trans persons serving in the military in any capacity.
And he told a gathering of police officers that it’s okay to rough up suspects they arrest.
All this possibly to distract the general public from the Senate Judiciary Committee testimony of Bill Browder, one of the biggest portfolio investors in Russia.
So. Who wants a tour of The Tiki Hut?
She’s a 25-foot Sea Ray Sundancer with a 360 Mercruiser in/out motor.
Amenities include a spacious cabin…
With a guest room...
We'll eventually replace the cook top.
And here's the “head”.
...important for the Captain.
The Tiki Hut is in really good shape for a 1985 model, but there are a few details we want to improve as soon as possible.
Then we hope to start inviting friends and family out for a day on the lakes...
...once we learn how to not crash into the piers when docking!