“Peace! Peace! when there is no peace…”

¹³ For from the least to the greatest of them,
    everyone is greedy for unjust gain;
and from prophet to priest,
    everyone deals falsely.
¹⁴ They have treated the wound of my people carelessly,
    saying, “Peace, peace,”
    when there is no peace.
¹⁵ They acted shamefully; they committed abomination,
    yet they were not ashamed;
    they did not know how to blush.
Therefore they shall fall among those who fall;
    at the time that I punish them, they shall be overthrown,
            says the Lord.

-Jeremiah 6:13-15 (NRSV)

The president of the United States is still crying that the Nobel Committee has not awarded him a Peace Prize.

It doesn’t matter that FIFA created the first (and probably only) FIFA Peace Prize just for him to appease his ego and to allow for the upcoming World Cup to continue as planned in North America.

Did you see how he snatched up that ribbon with the over-sized gold medallion and struggled to drape it over his over-sized gourd without mussing his comb-over!?!

He insists he’s the “Peace President”! Unlike his Democrat predecessors!

CAPTAIN’S NOTE: For the record, President Biden did not take the U.S. into war of any kind.

Trumpf continually claims he has stopped eight wars! EIGHT! So yer Captain turned to Dr. Google for verification:

·  Armenia and Azerbaijan: The two nations signed a peace declaration in August 2025 aimed at ending a decades-long conflict, with Trump receiving credit from both countries' leaders for brokering the deal, though a final treaty has yet to be ratified.

·  Democratic Republic of Congo and Rwanda: A U.S.-brokered peace agreement was signed in June 2025, but violence in the region has reportedly continued and the main rebel group was not part of the talks.

·  Israel and Iran: The U.S. brokered a ceasefire in June 2025 after 12 days of fighting that included U.S. airstrikes on Iranian nuclear facilities.

·  India and Pakistan: A ceasefire was reached in May 2025 after an escalation of tensions and military confrontations. India has disputed the extent of U.S. involvement in brokering the truce, though Pakistan credited Trump.

·  Cambodia and Thailand: The countries agreed to a ceasefire in July 2025 after a brief but deadly border conflict, with officials crediting Trump's threat of economic sanctions for pushing them to the negotiating table.

·  Israel and Hamas: A ceasefire was brokered in late 2025 following a two-year conflict in Gaza, which Trump has added to his list of "ended" wars.

[Captain’s Note: This war rages on.]

·  Egypt and Ethiopia: This is a long-running dispute over the Grand Ethiopian Renaissance Dam on the Nile River, which has led to heightened tensions but not a full-blown war. No peace deal has been signed, and mediation efforts have stalled.

·  Serbia and Kosovo: Tensions have persisted between Serbia and its former province of Kosovo for years, but experts note there was no active war to end during Trump's second term. An economic normalization deal was signed in 2020 during his first term. 

 

*Fact-checkers and foreign policy experts largely agree that these claims are exaggerated, noting that many of these situations were long-standing conflicts or tensions rather than full-scale "wars," and in several cases, fighting or hostilities have resumed since the initial agreements. 

He desperately wants a Nobel Peace Prize.

After all, they gave one to President Obama.

I mean, literally, that seems to be his only reason for wanting one!

The Obamas live rent-free in his dementia-rattled brain.

CAPTAIN’S NOTE: Love Trumpf or hate him, it is sad to see dementia eat away at someone’s brain, and in such a public way.

In the last round of awards, the independent Nobel Committee went with the Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado.

Trumpf doesn’t like her because, even though she dedicated her award to him, he thinks she should have refused it and insisted it actually be awarded to him!

More about that in a moment.

Trumpf is just so fuckin’ pitiful!

And for someone who wants a “Peace Prize”, he sure uses the U.S. military indiscriminately.

-The military parade he insisted on for his birthday/the Army’s birthday last year was laughable. He wanted something like Russia and China do each year, to show the whole world the might of the U.S. armed forces.

What he got [and yer Captain believes it was intentional on the part of the Army] was an olive-drab version of Mardi Gras.

Without the booze and beads, of course. 

-He has deployed National Guard and U.S. Marines to U.S. cities like Portland (yes, Portland!), Chicago, and L.A.to quell what he called “out-of-control violence”. The Constitution forbids the use of the military against U.S. citizens, and their presence only stirred up more violence. Fortunately, U.S. courts are ruling against these deployments.

-The Department of Defense [I refuse to call it the War Department like "the Peace President" insists] has been sinking alleged drug boats off the coast of Venezuela. 

More than 100 lives have been taken without proof of wrong-doing. In fact, the suspected burned-out hull of one of those boats washed ashore recently and it was discovered to only be carrying marijuana – which is legal in 40 of the 50 U.S. states.

-The threat of Trumpf's naval build-up off the coast of Venezuela did not rattle President Maduro, so this weekend Trumpf launched an aerial attack on Venezuelan cities and sent in special forces to kidnap the president and his wife. More than 100 people (including civilians) were reportedly killed in the assault.

The Peace President.

His administration was obviously not prepared for this action. In the days that followed, they struggled to create a cohesive narrative to justify the attack.

“It was to protect the United States from all the Fentanyl flowing from Venezuela.”

CAPTAIN’S NOTE: Venezuela does not produce Fentanyl.

“Maduro wasn’t the duly-elected president.”

Hmmm…

“Maduro was an evil despotic dictator grifting money from the people.”

Double-Hmmm…

“It wasn’t war, it was a police action!”… which is why (they claim) they didn’t have to notify Congress of their plans.

They settled on charges of “narcoterrorism” – the latest MAGA buzz-word – but have since backed off on the story that Maduro was the head of a drug syndicate.

And that justification hardly holds water since just the week before, Trumpf pardoned the former president of Honduras, who was sentenced in U.S. courts for smuggling millions of dollars worth of cocaine into the U.S.

He also pardoned Ross Ulbricht, the founder of Silk Road, an internet black market widely known for facilitating illegal drug sales.

So we know it’s not about the drugs!

What’s more, although Trumpf removed Maduro, he is backing Maduro’s VP and the whole corrupt administration! 

Yer Captain noted shortly after the attack that if Maduro is the horrible socialist dictator the Trumpf administration is claiming, then surely he has equally horrible, despotic military leaders who will faithfully continue what their president was doing.

And if the U.S. does put "boots on the ground", you can expect bloodshed. 

CAPTAIN’S NOTE: Trumpf refused to install Machado as the new president because he claims she does not have the support of the Venezuelan people - even though she is very popular in her country. No, in reality, as mentioned above, it was because she didn’t turn down her Nobel Peace Prize!

So how has anything changed in Venezuela since Sunday morning?

Hardly at all.

Trumpf has threatened that if they don’t “play ball” with the U.S. – exclusively with the U.S. – there will be more and worse measures taken against them.

So Venezuela has now declared war on the U.S.

The Peace President.

Of course, most people can see through the thin cloud of flatulence that is Trumpf’s war. The attack on Venezuela was really about taking control of their oil resources. In fact, Trumpf's terms for “peace” is that Venezuela will cut ties with China, Russia and other countries he doesn’t like and sell oil only to and through the U.S.

He claims Venezuela has promised him the profits from 30-50 million barrels of their finest oil, the money from which he alone will control.

Which is also illegal.

And he has publicly boasted that he notified several oil executives before the attack.

Not Congress, but oil executives!

CAPTAIN'S NOTE: When did the big oil companies ever make money for the country?

-In the meantime, the U.S. is interdicting oil tankers leaving Venezuelan ports, some bearing Russian flags.

Russia responded by deploying a submarine to intervene.

Only time will tell.

-And since the kidnapping of the president of Venezuela went so well (in his mind), why not do more?

He and his sycophants have since threatened Cuba, Colombia, Greenland, and Iran with similar "regime change".

The Peace President.

Iran, by the way, is still pissed off that he attacked their nuclear facilities last June. With the current aggressions directed their way, Iran yesterday declared war on the U.S.

The Peace President.

And some of our NATO allies have declared they will defend Greenland (a NATO country) from U.S. aggression.

So now Trumpf wants to dismantle NATO.

The Peace President.

My arse!

Now release the rest of the Epstein Files!