What to do...?

It started when I carved a TIKI god for Hallowe'en.

I thought it would be a cool decoration.

But now, Hallowe'en is over and...

What does one do with a TIKI god when finished with it???

I mean, I can't just throw it away, can I?

Won't that cause a volcano to erupt or something?

So, maybe I should just keep it around. After all, I could use a drinking buddy...

It's not good to drink alone!

Or maybe he could be my designated driver! Maybe he could preach for me on Sunday!
Or I could send him out on the campaign trail!

Or he could fill in for my church secretary! Or he could eat up all the leftover Hallowe'en candy! Or maybe he could finish the bathroom project!

What to do...? What to do...?