We knew Donald Trump was a business genius, even before we elected him President.
We knew because he told us so.
Constantly.
He even wrote a book, "The Art of the Deal", in which he tries to teach the rest of us schmucks how to be as successful as he is.
CAPTAIN'S NOTE: It was ghost-written.
But we also knew he had a long list of failed businesses and bankruptcies.
A looooooooong list!
For apparently half the country, none of these failures mattered.
They elected him President.
Again!
So, how's the genius businessman doing - after less than two months in office?
You tell me...
We may be adding The United States of America to his list.
